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Darth Vader Welcome to the Dark Side Doormat

Darth Vader Welcome to the Dark Side Doormat

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DARTH VADER IS AT THE DOOR

  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • Because you deserve the best
  • And the Dark Side has better lightsabers
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DARTH VADER IS AT THE DOOR

Not everyone wants to be a Jedi. Some of us aren’t cut out for it. For one thing, the Jedi robes just don’t do it for us – they’re too boring. We need some elegant, flowy capes and specialty lightsabers. See? Life is more fun on the Dark Side.

Want to make a statement at your front door that lets people know which side you’re on? Darth Vader is the perfect person to greet your guests with this Dark Side doormat. Now no one will mistake your Force alignment ever again.

Darth Vader Welcome to the Dark Side Doormat Specifications

  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • Perfect for houses, apartments, and Deathstars
  • Don’t put it out if Jedi are nearby
  • You don’t want them to know everything
  • Use Force mind tricks on solicitors
  • Materials: 98% Coir 2% Soft PVC
  • Dimensions: 17″ long x 29″ wide
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