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Star Wars Darth Vader Jersey Robe

Star Wars Darth Vader Jersey Robe

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  • Chest has Vader’s name written like he’s a heavy metal band
  • Back is a print of Vader from the torso up against a backdrop of the Imperial logo
  • The ultimate in evil loungewear
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Darth Vader doesn’t have an easy job. We’re not entirely sure what it is. “Supreme Commander” seems to be mostly made up of that ubiquitous last bullet point in every job description – other duties as assigned. He oversees the operation to retrieve the stolen plans for the Death Star. He’s tasked with finding the Rebel base. And he does whatever Emperor Palpatine needs. But mostly he’s just there with his intimidation and motivational breathing. Something akin to bagpipes, his presence empowers the Imperial troops and intimidates their enemies.

And all of that takes its toll. Sometimes an evil overlord just needs to kick back and relax like one of the guys. When he’s in his private chambers, Vader can take off his boots and his helmet and don this comfy Darth Vader Jersey Robe. It’s got pockets, convenient for an asthma inhaler and lightsaber hilt. Basically, paired with a pizza and a pair of bunny slippers, this robe makes for the perfect long weekend in.

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