Cat Love Ladies’ Scoop Neck T-Shirt
WE SLOWBLINK YOU
We love all the kitties. Big and small. Young and old. Fluffy and nekkid. Tabby and calico. Black, white, orange, and moar. We want to kiss all their little toebeans. Of course, that could be the brain parasites talking. Honestly, we’re okay with that.
People say animals love unconditionally. These are clearly dog people. One of the things we love best about felines is that their love is conditional. They have to decide that a particular human is worthy of the effort of expressing their affection. And even then, sometimes they’ll have to get back to you on it. Busy napping. Better luck next time. Wait. Was that wet food? Fully awake now. Yes. Totally love you, silly human. Make with the foodstuffs…